What are the chances........?

So last week my dad decides to join a football match to play against my brother and only 5 minutes into the match, he keels over in agony and it turns out that he has snapped his Achilles. Off he gets sent to hospital and has to have an operation. He is now hopping along on crutches and will be for the at least the next 10 weeks with his leg in plaster. Yesterday I come back from a weekend in the UK to several missed calls and loads of text messages from my family. My mom is in hospital after our 200 pound family dog Cesar decides to play hide and seek whilst my mom is still holding his leed. Cesar gets a bit beyond excited and decides to run off with my mom. She goes up in the air spins 360 degrees and lands on the floor. As she regains from pain she looks down at her legs only to see her right ankle lying next to her leg (nice....) It was a seriously nasty brake and my mom has 18 pins to hold it together...... again plastered for at least 10 weeks. So with this I would just like to say "I really do feel sorry for you guys and hope you both get on your feet soon" But what the hell are the chances?