I have decided, this is it! I have hit my first midlife crisis and so with a bang. I have noticed since taking on this assignment I am totally hung up with everything and every ones annoying habits. Or am I just misunderstanding culture ? I thought with my travels and my experience of living abroad I would have some lea way of understanding my surroundings? But I am instead turning into that grumpy person with one million pet hates. I will have to retire earlie to some secluded cottage up in the Norwegian mountains
Pet hate five Why is it people stop when they get to the top on an escalator? Why?
They just stand there and scratch their head or they decide that when they get to the top that is the time to take the flippi'n decision where to go!!!!!! Hello!!!!! what a about the rest of us, us behind you? Ever heard of the "domino effect"
Pet hate four: People jumping ques. I get to the office in the morning and I am stood nicely awaiting my lift to the 6th. floor. And as the lift arrives everyone runs for it and i get left behind. Hells teeth I come from a country where "if you see a que, you join it". And whilst on the subject of lifts what is up with the people getting the lift one floor???? ONE FLOOR?? there should be a law against it. I hate it!!!
Pet hate three: Why I ask why? is it so difficult to avoid poking peoples eyes out whilst handling an umbrella???????
Pet Hate two: The Nokia ring tone should be banned!!!!!!
Pet hate One: I have always wondered why the waiter asks you have the meal is whilst you have your mouth full of food?
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